This is John. He hates his job as the vending machine cashier. Everyday he is forced to eat the money that is needed to keep the business going. Sometimes he will try to protest and spit out the money but that only makes his customers feed the money more violently. At times he will be so sick that he will get a few days off and has a "Out Of Order" sign hung around him. That doesn't last long because soon a large, sweaty man opens him up and moves some wires around to force him to work again.